Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Scarifyers: The Secret Weapon of Doom - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


"Lionheart investigates the disappearance of a fabled super weapon - and discovers they aren't the only ones searching for it... Death stalks our heroes at every turn. Lionheart and Dunning must fight for their lives..."

More rollicking good fun from those people at Bafflegab Productions (formerly Cosmic Hobo) with the fifth installment in their hugely popular "The Scarifyers" audio plays. Sadly this is also Nicholas Courtney's last appearance in the series, who passed away in 2011. Produced in 2009, "The Secret Weapon of Doom" ultimately serves as a swan song for the actor, whose other roles included that of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in popular BBC production "Doctor Who".

As you can expect from such a fantastically-produced play, there is much in the way of word play, humour, frolics, mysterious happenings and a taste of the supernatural. It has to be said that both Terry Molloy (as Professor Edward Dunning) and Courtney (portraying the role of Lionheart) work well together, delivering fine entertainment and intriguing plot. Without doubt Simon Barnard and Paul Morris write something pretty amazing here, bringing prison escapes, murders, and phantoms into being with swift talent and passion. Just where do they get their ideas from?

Following an accident, Professor Dunning is temporarily out of action, allowing his partner Lionheart to team up with MI-13 agent Victor Bright (Nigel Havers). Together they engage in a new case: investigating the whereabouts of a new super weapon so secret that no one knows what it does, where to find it, or what it looks like! Just another day at the office for Lionheart, then? Bright is such a fun character, and Havers' casting is pure genius: "A man noble of brow, stooped of gait and fat of belly.."






Keeping himself occupied, Dunning decides to spend his spare time writing, collaborating with friends of his writing group the Fantasists. However, it looks as if this simple pastime could conceal dangers of its very own... The biggest question is: just what is the connection between the professor's recent experiences and Lionheart's investigation? Add to the mix legendary English actor Leslie Phillips as Colonel Black, a man whose obsession with wasps equals my own, and you have an ingredient for success! First mentioned in The Scarifyers debut "The Nazad Conspiracy" (published in 2007), Black had not appeared in a single story until "The Secret Weapon of Doom", so it makes for a nice addition.

Ever since discovering Bafflegab with their sixth installment of The Scarifyers, The Magic Circle (thank you, Simon Barnard), my appetite for more of this kind of audio play has grown. Set in the 1930s, The Scarifyers explores all manner of supernatural creatures, ghosts, demons and strange phenomenon. Inspector Lionheart had once refused to believe in unearthly beings, until life taught him otherwise. Professor Dunning is a naive and rather easy going horror writer - Oh crumbs! Together they make for an interesting team.

In this installment, prepare for more of Edwin Sykes' deliciously composed music, as Barnard and Morris dream up yet more ways for people to die. Voice artists David Benson, Alex Lowe, Lizzie Roper, and David Bickerstaff play multiple roles, as some face death in unusual ways: for example, what better way to kill Heinz Soss (Bickerstaff) than with some soup? Heinz... soup... Courtney's involvement brings humorous scenes such as face-offs with soup (yes, as previous) and out-smarting a matron (Roper). Did I mention soup? How can you also not enjoy a tale that throws such characters as "Jimmy the Spiv" and "Primula Manningtree" at you? What delightfully imagined names...

Anyone who appreciates the art of audiobooks will no doubt admire the sound design for The Scarifyers, this time around the work of Anthony Danbury, who has been with this audio series since its first outing; he was later replaced by Martin Johnson for "The Magic Circle". Another mention should go to Garen Ewing, whose fabulous cover art brings an extra dimension to each story - he is the writer and artist of award-winning comic "The Rainbow Orchid" featuring the character of Julius Chancer.

Carry On Scarifying (as I like to think of it) is a highly recommended series that will entertain all who enjoy their radio with a slice of sharp humour and wonderful fantasy. The quality improves with each, and the laughs increase. The perfect companion.


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Saturday, September 14, 2013

Hammer Chillers: Don't Go There - AudioReview



Article author: Alwyn Ash

Something to chill the very air...

For the sixth and final tale from the first anthology of spooky treats, writer Stephen Volk explores Greek legend. In one of the most adult of all, we visit a Greek island for partying and wild sex. Sadly for Andrew, however, his encounter with a mysterious woman leads to tragic consequences, causing a father to investigate the reason for his son's coma. While mother Laura Daulby (played by Lizzie Roper) is more concerned about Andrew's wellbeing, John Daulby (Tony Gardner) develops an obsession with the young Greek woman herself, Stheno (Daphne Alexander). But what at first appears to be a yearning for understanding quickly develops into a dangerous obsession.

Though Andrew's condition is simply believed to have been caused by a misuse of drugs, John isn't so sure, and his journey into the murky side of Greece brings with it its own nightmare. Who would have thought that a sexually-insatiable appetite would be so frightening to witness? Personally, I am not sure what to make of "Don't Go There", it doesn't feel eerie enough to be placed next to other titles in this series and yet... there is something altogether fascinating about this erotic audio affair, perhaps just as mesmerising as Stheno's alluring nature and mystery. I am not very well educated with Greek history and legend, and so reading up on the immortal Gorgon sisters Medusa, Stheno, and Euryale was interesting.

Hammer Films had visited a similar story once before, with the 1964 feature "The Gorgon", starring Christopher Lee as Professor Karl Meister and Peter Cushing as Dr. Namaroff. Set in the German village of Vandorf, in 1910, a father investigates mysterious deaths only to discover that the very last of the Gorgon sisters stalks a local castle. So it is nice, then, that a tale of the Gorgons has been updated with "Don't Go There".







As for casting, the choices are excellent: Gardner delivers a fine performance as a father consumed by intense dangerous obsession, disgusted by what he sees around him and a man whose single-minded goal is to locate the woman known as Stheno and get the answers he seeks; in contrast, Roper's character is far more interested in their son's immediate well-being, and it is she alone who must face organising Andrew's journey home to England - you can sympathise with Laura completely, wishing her husband would just stop his futile crusade and remain by her side. And then there is Stheno herself, Alexander's sensuous performance successfully brings a chill of its own - knowing this to be horror, you are never quite sure exactly who or what this woman is supposed to be: just a mentally-ill out-patient, or something far more sinister?

"Don't Go There" feels somewhat light in depth at times, perhaps there should have been more focus on the legend of the Gorgons? But then, with all honesty, time restraints call for direct storytelling, and it is certainly achieved here. It is chilling to hear how John's state of mind deteriorates rapidly, even to the point where he embraces insanity itself in his quest. This tale, for me, does share something in common with fellow audio outings "Spanish Ladies" and "Sticks and Stones, as much as in the gore factor is raised high when least expected. Something clearly stated in the closing scene is that the Daulby marriage was far from blissful. Perhaps that, in itself, is the message here: no need for a heart to be turned to stone when it had already been such in the first place...

The only negative for me is the overuse of swearing by character Fergus (portrayed by Angus King) - I'm sure I'll get sworn at for saying this - but it was deeply unnecessary and distracting. And, honestly, the atmosphere didn't require it.

Hammer Chillers has come a long way since its debut with Stephen Gallagher's "The Box", released on 7th June 2013. Much praise must be given to writers Gallagher, Mark Morris ("The Fixation"), Paul Magrs ("Spanish Ladies"), Robin Ince ("Sticks and Stones"), Christopher Fowler ("The Devil in Darkness") and Volk. In addition, the superb production of the entire series has lived up to expectations, with audio company Bafflegab delivering the shocks perfectly when required. And then, there is the wonderful cast assembled, such as Lauren Kellegher, Miles Jupp, Jacqueline King, Camille Coduri, and Daphne Alexander - every actor has shone in their role, giving "Hammer Chillers" that extra edge needed to make this kind of audio rewarding and spine-tingling.

It has been an intriguing trip through the layers of mind, myth, and terror. Whatever future lies ahead for Hammer Films, we shall always have the Box, a Spanish doll, or a haunted elevator shaft... Thanks must go to everyone involved, including Simon Barnard, Martin Johnson, and Edwin Sykes (for the brilliant music scores).

Recorded at Moat Studios, London, the Hammer Chillers tales can be downloaded direct from the official website, or purchased as a CD digipack.