Saturday, September 14, 2013

Hammer Chillers: Don't Go There - AudioReview



Article author: Alwyn Ash

Something to chill the very air...

For the sixth and final tale from the first anthology of spooky treats, writer Stephen Volk explores Greek legend. In one of the most adult of all, we visit a Greek island for partying and wild sex. Sadly for Andrew, however, his encounter with a mysterious woman leads to tragic consequences, causing a father to investigate the reason for his son's coma. While mother Laura Daulby (played by Lizzie Roper) is more concerned about Andrew's wellbeing, John Daulby (Tony Gardner) develops an obsession with the young Greek woman herself, Stheno (Daphne Alexander). But what at first appears to be a yearning for understanding quickly develops into a dangerous obsession.

Though Andrew's condition is simply believed to have been caused by a misuse of drugs, John isn't so sure, and his journey into the murky side of Greece brings with it its own nightmare. Who would have thought that a sexually-insatiable appetite would be so frightening to witness? Personally, I am not sure what to make of "Don't Go There", it doesn't feel eerie enough to be placed next to other titles in this series and yet... there is something altogether fascinating about this erotic audio affair, perhaps just as mesmerising as Stheno's alluring nature and mystery. I am not very well educated with Greek history and legend, and so reading up on the immortal Gorgon sisters Medusa, Stheno, and Euryale was interesting.

Hammer Films had visited a similar story once before, with the 1964 feature "The Gorgon", starring Christopher Lee as Professor Karl Meister and Peter Cushing as Dr. Namaroff. Set in the German village of Vandorf, in 1910, a father investigates mysterious deaths only to discover that the very last of the Gorgon sisters stalks a local castle. So it is nice, then, that a tale of the Gorgons has been updated with "Don't Go There".







As for casting, the choices are excellent: Gardner delivers a fine performance as a father consumed by intense dangerous obsession, disgusted by what he sees around him and a man whose single-minded goal is to locate the woman known as Stheno and get the answers he seeks; in contrast, Roper's character is far more interested in their son's immediate well-being, and it is she alone who must face organising Andrew's journey home to England - you can sympathise with Laura completely, wishing her husband would just stop his futile crusade and remain by her side. And then there is Stheno herself, Alexander's sensuous performance successfully brings a chill of its own - knowing this to be horror, you are never quite sure exactly who or what this woman is supposed to be: just a mentally-ill out-patient, or something far more sinister?

"Don't Go There" feels somewhat light in depth at times, perhaps there should have been more focus on the legend of the Gorgons? But then, with all honesty, time restraints call for direct storytelling, and it is certainly achieved here. It is chilling to hear how John's state of mind deteriorates rapidly, even to the point where he embraces insanity itself in his quest. This tale, for me, does share something in common with fellow audio outings "Spanish Ladies" and "Sticks and Stones, as much as in the gore factor is raised high when least expected. Something clearly stated in the closing scene is that the Daulby marriage was far from blissful. Perhaps that, in itself, is the message here: no need for a heart to be turned to stone when it had already been such in the first place...

The only negative for me is the overuse of swearing by character Fergus (portrayed by Angus King) - I'm sure I'll get sworn at for saying this - but it was deeply unnecessary and distracting. And, honestly, the atmosphere didn't require it.

Hammer Chillers has come a long way since its debut with Stephen Gallagher's "The Box", released on 7th June 2013. Much praise must be given to writers Gallagher, Mark Morris ("The Fixation"), Paul Magrs ("Spanish Ladies"), Robin Ince ("Sticks and Stones"), Christopher Fowler ("The Devil in Darkness") and Volk. In addition, the superb production of the entire series has lived up to expectations, with audio company Bafflegab delivering the shocks perfectly when required. And then, there is the wonderful cast assembled, such as Lauren Kellegher, Miles Jupp, Jacqueline King, Camille Coduri, and Daphne Alexander - every actor has shone in their role, giving "Hammer Chillers" that extra edge needed to make this kind of audio rewarding and spine-tingling.

It has been an intriguing trip through the layers of mind, myth, and terror. Whatever future lies ahead for Hammer Films, we shall always have the Box, a Spanish doll, or a haunted elevator shaft... Thanks must go to everyone involved, including Simon Barnard, Martin Johnson, and Edwin Sykes (for the brilliant music scores).

Recorded at Moat Studios, London, the Hammer Chillers tales can be downloaded direct from the official website, or purchased as a CD digipack.


Monday, July 1, 2013

Hammer Chillers: The Fixation - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


Something to chill the very air...

Written by Mark Morris (author of "Vampire Circus"), the second of Hammer Chiller's audio plays focuses on Ian Hibbert (played by comedian Miles Jupp), a rather stubborn and fussy resident of Darwell who decides to clean up the town, persuading both his wife and a couple of like-minded neighbours to join him in clearing the trash that has become so ghastly in recent years. It is very easy to relate to Hibbert's cause, and the social issues that plague him. And it is equally easy to feel sympathy for both him and his wife Beth (Camille Coduri) as their attempts to improve the community come under constant attack and threats.

Of course, in the early days life was different, when their daughter Sam was a baby. Society seemed kinder, and far more tolerant. What followed was a decline in social well-being, a fall into degradation. Hibbert had noticed this and, until recently, had simply observed with frustration. However, after a hoodie dumps rubbish outside his house, enough is enough, forcing Hibbert to establish the Clean Up Darwell group - "CUD" as fellow resident Malcolm Beglin (Ewan Bailey) suggests, much to Hibbert's dislike. But the group's plans don't run smoothly...

"Darwell was a nice place to live back then. Look at it now: burglaries, muggings, vandalism, rubbish everywhere. People don't care about anything these days, they expect something for nothing and don't give a monkeys about anyone else." - Hibbert




Residents of Darwell





Open hostility from the Darwell residents forces the group to abandon their first attempt at a clean-up operation, and it doesn't get any easier. It is clear that someone doesn't welcome their good-intentions. The over-zealous Hibbert refuses to back down, even after Malcolm's van is set alight and their other neighbour and "CUD" member Barbara Whitlow (Jacqueline King) vanishes in mysterious circumstances. Even Hibbert's own daughter Sam (played by the talented and lovely Lauren Kellegher) is attacked by a gang of hoodies while on her way home. Astonishingly, the local police - especially DS Bob Sharpe (Bailey's second role in this story) - fails to show any genuine concern for the aggression aimed at this small band of residents.

There is a little of "The Wicker Man" here, a society that in general seems to know more than the minority and keeps many secrets. As with Hammer Chiller's first tale, The Box, production is high once more, with perfect sound design and music. The casting is simply superb with Jupp, Coduri, Bailey, King and Kellegher working well together. Danny Horn, too, delivers his part well as the Hoodie; Doctor Who fans will of course remember Horn as a young Kazran from 2010's "A Christmas Carol". Another cast member who is no stranger to BBC One's flagship sci-fi show is Coduri, who portrayed the role of Jackie Tyler, mother to Billie Piper's Rose.

And, if you are not familiar with actress Lauren Kellegher then how about familiarising yourself with Bafflegab's Vince Cosmos, the story of young girl Poppy Munday whose life is changed forever after meeting glam rocker Cosmos. In addition, Kellegher stars in "The Devil In Darkness" (the fifth installment of Hammer Chillers), and various film and theatre work.

As said in my last review, good things are quite clearly originating from a partnership between Hammer Films and Bafflegab, and long may this collaboration continue. With the best talent involved, there is nowhere this project cannot go, from haunted helicopter escape simulators to Greek myth - and beyond... One half-hour tale from the first anthology of Hammer Chillers released per week, which began with "The Box" on 7th June 2013 and completes on 12th July 2013 with Stephen Volk's "Don't Go There". They are also available as a CD digipack, all purchasable from the official website.

Mention must be given to Simon Barnard, who produced and directed the collection, with post production by Martin Johnson. The excellently creepy music was composed by Edwin Sykes, and design by Mark Plastow (a web designer who has even worked his magic on several Big Finish products). And let us not forget Sam Smith's fabulous artwork for the series!

Thanks to these people, and the cast, Hammer Chillers is a must-have, an exciting journey into the darkest depths of the mysterious and dangerous, a walk through the eerie corridors of inexplicable horrors...



Sunday, March 24, 2013

The Scarifyers: The Thirteen Hallows - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


What do you get if you cross a haunted chessboard at the British Chess Championships, a magical horse at Kettering Agricultural Museum, and milk? A rollicking good yarn from the makers of Vince Cosmos...

And so begins a tale of The Thirteen Hallows, as Harry Crow and Professor Edward Dunning of MI:13 investigate another mysterious case, this time taking them to South Wales where they encounter bad weather, talking eggs and a forgotten knight in the form of Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr (a mouthful even for the soberest of people). Oh yes, and there is a plot to resurrect the greatest King of them all...

I first had the pleasure of listening to The Scarifyers in 2011 with The Magic Circle, and my review of that fantastic tale reflected Bafflegab's very own piece of magic and the excellence of production, casting and music. Then called Cosmic Hobo, the company's ability to blend drama and comedy engaged the listener with such beautiful storytelling that it was an honour to spend time in the company of these very talented people. Since then there has been The Horror of Loch Ness, another success for writers Simon Barnard, Paul Morris and the team.

And, of course, prior to The Magic Circle there had been five other adventures starring Nicholas Courtney and Terry Molloy; sadly, following the passing of Courtney, a change was required with the introduction of David Warner... So how does The Thirteen Hallows compare to the previous seven self-contained installments?







The humour, to begin with, is as fresh and tummy-tickling as ever, with the most amusing misunderstanding about milk I have ever heard! Every step of the way no trick is missed, or stone unturned, in the desire to entertain; as always, legends Terry Molloy and Warner as Professor Dunning and Harry Crow respectively are in fantastic form. Welsh actor Gareth David-Lloyd (Torchwood) also features as Gafaelfawr, the 1400-year-old knight whose task it has been to protect something of importance. Except...

As for the plot itself, how exciting to read about The Thirteen Hallows, or Thirteen Treasures of the Island of Britain, and discover just how rich this tale is in myth and legend. If you read about the "Thirteen Treasures..." you will learn that these were magical items of Welsh tradition believed to have been obtained by Merlin and protected until a time of King Arthur's awakening. In this wonderful tale, however, Bafflegab gives us Nazis who show up in the South West of England as archaeologist Ralegh Radford and his team prepare to unearth something rather splendid (or, as the British press call it, "Britain's Tutankhamen"). But all is well, as Germany is interested in forming an alliance with Britain as tensions rise against Russia.

With a cast that also includes David Benson, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Ewan Bailey, David Bickerstaff and Nick Scovell (who all play several parts), there is no shortage of talent. In particular, Cabourn-Smith is delicious as Lady Miriam Gore. But all perfectly deliver the ingenious laugh out loud wit that Scarifyers has become known for...

David-Lloyd puts no foot wrong as a knight out of time, coming to terms with the present day he has now found himself in ("It is like some kind of fantasmagorical nightmare" and "Begad, it farts like a water horse...")

Whenever hearing these tales I cannot help but think of the British television series character Danger Mouse and his assistant Ernest Penfold, the latter whom I liken to Professor Dunning - with both Harry Crow (and Inspector Lionheart before him) portraying the role of the world's greatest secret agent. Oh crumbs, did I just compare Terry Molloy's character to a bespectacled hamster? There are plenty of nods to movies, too, including Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (with a Druid connection) and Indiana Jones...

I must pay respect to the work of Edwin Sykes for the music, Martin Johnson for sound design, and Garen Ewing for the wonderful cover art depicting Dunning and Crow emerging from a Ghost Train, sword and rifle at the ready. What a fabulous team Bafflegab has put together! With The Scarifyers and Vince Cosmos fighting the good fight, Planet Earth is well and truly safe from aliens, demons and all manner of foul stenches.


Further reading: Bafflegab - official website