Wednesday, July 2, 2014

The Scarifyers: The Secret Weapon of Doom - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


"Lionheart investigates the disappearance of a fabled super weapon - and discovers they aren't the only ones searching for it... Death stalks our heroes at every turn. Lionheart and Dunning must fight for their lives..."

More rollicking good fun from those people at Bafflegab Productions (formerly Cosmic Hobo) with the fifth installment in their hugely popular "The Scarifyers" audio plays. Sadly this is also Nicholas Courtney's last appearance in the series, who passed away in 2011. Produced in 2009, "The Secret Weapon of Doom" ultimately serves as a swan song for the actor, whose other roles included that of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in popular BBC production "Doctor Who".

As you can expect from such a fantastically-produced play, there is much in the way of word play, humour, frolics, mysterious happenings and a taste of the supernatural. It has to be said that both Terry Molloy (as Professor Edward Dunning) and Courtney (portraying the role of Lionheart) work well together, delivering fine entertainment and intriguing plot. Without doubt Simon Barnard and Paul Morris write something pretty amazing here, bringing prison escapes, murders, and phantoms into being with swift talent and passion. Just where do they get their ideas from?

Following an accident, Professor Dunning is temporarily out of action, allowing his partner Lionheart to team up with MI-13 agent Victor Bright (Nigel Havers). Together they engage in a new case: investigating the whereabouts of a new super weapon so secret that no one knows what it does, where to find it, or what it looks like! Just another day at the office for Lionheart, then? Bright is such a fun character, and Havers' casting is pure genius: "A man noble of brow, stooped of gait and fat of belly.."






Keeping himself occupied, Dunning decides to spend his spare time writing, collaborating with friends of his writing group the Fantasists. However, it looks as if this simple pastime could conceal dangers of its very own... The biggest question is: just what is the connection between the professor's recent experiences and Lionheart's investigation? Add to the mix legendary English actor Leslie Phillips as Colonel Black, a man whose obsession with wasps equals my own, and you have an ingredient for success! First mentioned in The Scarifyers debut "The Nazad Conspiracy" (published in 2007), Black had not appeared in a single story until "The Secret Weapon of Doom", so it makes for a nice addition.

Ever since discovering Bafflegab with their sixth installment of The Scarifyers, The Magic Circle (thank you, Simon Barnard), my appetite for more of this kind of audio play has grown. Set in the 1930s, The Scarifyers explores all manner of supernatural creatures, ghosts, demons and strange phenomenon. Inspector Lionheart had once refused to believe in unearthly beings, until life taught him otherwise. Professor Dunning is a naive and rather easy going horror writer - Oh crumbs! Together they make for an interesting team.

In this installment, prepare for more of Edwin Sykes' deliciously composed music, as Barnard and Morris dream up yet more ways for people to die. Voice artists David Benson, Alex Lowe, Lizzie Roper, and David Bickerstaff play multiple roles, as some face death in unusual ways: for example, what better way to kill Heinz Soss (Bickerstaff) than with some soup? Heinz... soup... Courtney's involvement brings humorous scenes such as face-offs with soup (yes, as previous) and out-smarting a matron (Roper). Did I mention soup? How can you also not enjoy a tale that throws such characters as "Jimmy the Spiv" and "Primula Manningtree" at you? What delightfully imagined names...

Anyone who appreciates the art of audiobooks will no doubt admire the sound design for The Scarifyers, this time around the work of Anthony Danbury, who has been with this audio series since its first outing; he was later replaced by Martin Johnson for "The Magic Circle". Another mention should go to Garen Ewing, whose fabulous cover art brings an extra dimension to each story - he is the writer and artist of award-winning comic "The Rainbow Orchid" featuring the character of Julius Chancer.

Carry On Scarifying (as I like to think of it) is a highly recommended series that will entertain all who enjoy their radio with a slice of sharp humour and wonderful fantasy. The quality improves with each, and the laughs increase. The perfect companion.


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Sunday, March 24, 2013

The Scarifyers: The Thirteen Hallows - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


What do you get if you cross a haunted chessboard at the British Chess Championships, a magical horse at Kettering Agricultural Museum, and milk? A rollicking good yarn from the makers of Vince Cosmos...

And so begins a tale of The Thirteen Hallows, as Harry Crow and Professor Edward Dunning of MI:13 investigate another mysterious case, this time taking them to South Wales where they encounter bad weather, talking eggs and a forgotten knight in the form of Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr (a mouthful even for the soberest of people). Oh yes, and there is a plot to resurrect the greatest King of them all...

I first had the pleasure of listening to The Scarifyers in 2011 with The Magic Circle, and my review of that fantastic tale reflected Bafflegab's very own piece of magic and the excellence of production, casting and music. Then called Cosmic Hobo, the company's ability to blend drama and comedy engaged the listener with such beautiful storytelling that it was an honour to spend time in the company of these very talented people. Since then there has been The Horror of Loch Ness, another success for writers Simon Barnard, Paul Morris and the team.

And, of course, prior to The Magic Circle there had been five other adventures starring Nicholas Courtney and Terry Molloy; sadly, following the passing of Courtney, a change was required with the introduction of David Warner... So how does The Thirteen Hallows compare to the previous seven self-contained installments?







The humour, to begin with, is as fresh and tummy-tickling as ever, with the most amusing misunderstanding about milk I have ever heard! Every step of the way no trick is missed, or stone unturned, in the desire to entertain; as always, legends Terry Molloy and Warner as Professor Dunning and Harry Crow respectively are in fantastic form. Welsh actor Gareth David-Lloyd (Torchwood) also features as Gafaelfawr, the 1400-year-old knight whose task it has been to protect something of importance. Except...

As for the plot itself, how exciting to read about The Thirteen Hallows, or Thirteen Treasures of the Island of Britain, and discover just how rich this tale is in myth and legend. If you read about the "Thirteen Treasures..." you will learn that these were magical items of Welsh tradition believed to have been obtained by Merlin and protected until a time of King Arthur's awakening. In this wonderful tale, however, Bafflegab gives us Nazis who show up in the South West of England as archaeologist Ralegh Radford and his team prepare to unearth something rather splendid (or, as the British press call it, "Britain's Tutankhamen"). But all is well, as Germany is interested in forming an alliance with Britain as tensions rise against Russia.

With a cast that also includes David Benson, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Ewan Bailey, David Bickerstaff and Nick Scovell (who all play several parts), there is no shortage of talent. In particular, Cabourn-Smith is delicious as Lady Miriam Gore. But all perfectly deliver the ingenious laugh out loud wit that Scarifyers has become known for...

David-Lloyd puts no foot wrong as a knight out of time, coming to terms with the present day he has now found himself in ("It is like some kind of fantasmagorical nightmare" and "Begad, it farts like a water horse...")

Whenever hearing these tales I cannot help but think of the British television series character Danger Mouse and his assistant Ernest Penfold, the latter whom I liken to Professor Dunning - with both Harry Crow (and Inspector Lionheart before him) portraying the role of the world's greatest secret agent. Oh crumbs, did I just compare Terry Molloy's character to a bespectacled hamster? There are plenty of nods to movies, too, including Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (with a Druid connection) and Indiana Jones...

I must pay respect to the work of Edwin Sykes for the music, Martin Johnson for sound design, and Garen Ewing for the wonderful cover art depicting Dunning and Crow emerging from a Ghost Train, sword and rifle at the ready. What a fabulous team Bafflegab has put together! With The Scarifyers and Vince Cosmos fighting the good fight, Planet Earth is well and truly safe from aliens, demons and all manner of foul stenches.


Further reading: Bafflegab - official website