Thursday, July 4, 2013

Hammer Chillers: Spanish Ladies - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash


Something to chill the very air...

Third in the fabulous Hammer Chillers audio anthology, a collaboration between Hammer Films and Bafflegab, the tensions are raised to a higher bar with a story that will almost definitely chill the air. In "Spanish Ladies", 36-year-old Phil (played by Ewan Bailey) lives with his Mummy (Jacqueline King) and, on the surface, life is pretty unremarkable. The former usually spends his days either sat in front of the television or out at the local pub; the latter enjoys a game at the Bingo hall with her friend Renee (Camille Coduri).

One day, having had suspicions that her son is seeing a "lady friend", Mummy questions Renee whether she has been aware of Phil's recent activities. From the off it is pretty clear that the son and mother relationship is a close one, perhaps too close, and the dominance that Mummy has over Phil is shocking though not unremarkable. His mother also enjoys making toilet roll covers out of dolls, calling them her Spanish Ladies. She also spends time prying into her son's life, reading his letters and looking under his bed in the search for mucky magazines; even the discovery of lingerie catalogues labels him a "dirty boy".

The knowledge that this installment was written by Paul Magrs (Doctor Who, Vince Cosmos) had this reviewer waiting impatiently to hear how this tale would be handled. The title alone was mystifying - I had imagined a twist on British sitcom "Duty Free" about a holiday from hell. However, delightfully, the author of "Brenda and Effie" had plenty of surprises up his sleeve and this allows for a step up in the gruesome stakes...




Jacqueline King (Doctor Who) is Mummy, a manipulative
parent who won't win any award for parenting





Many years ago, far too many years sadly to remember the title, I watched an American drama set in a prison. The conclusion to that programme gave me nightmares for a very long time. It had connected with my fear of claustrophobia. Thank you Paul for reminding me of that episode in my life! "Spanish Ladies" does its job extremely well in putting the chill back in to "chiller" with a horror that, at first, touches upon control and jealousy, before reaching a terrifying shiver half way with its turn from soap opera to "Psycho".

Once it becomes clear that Mummy is unhinged, you find that anything is possible. It is even probable that the dolls themselves could be demonic in nature, influencing her into committing unforgivable terrors. And so you listen, drawn and captivated, in this eerie chapter, waiting, breathing heavily (just me?)... I was also reminded a little of 1994 American thriller "Mother's Boys", as Phil's part in all of this becomes clear. He is clearly a man with secrets and a compromising past. Mummy, on the other hand, is manipulative, sharp and far too dangerous to be allowed. Phil is her darling boy, and she will do anything to keep him with her for the rest of her days. No one shall ever keep them apart!

Interestingly, all three cast members also starred in previous Hammer Chiller The Fixation, though their roles couldn't be any more different this time around - especially Bailey and King, who in Paul's well-fashioned and skillfully written piece are simply oozing with eye-opening creepiness while being intriguing at the same time. No subtlety here, as you will discover at the end. No spoilers, either, but you will find your heart racing, as I did! The marvel of this series to take something ordinary and twist it into a distorted horrific shape of evil and suspense really should be applauded. The writing, direction and acting is simply first-class, and the sound design never fails to amaze me.

This, and other stories in the series, are available from the official website. If you are to discover something new today then let it be this: Hammer Chillers. You will be entertained, surprised, and will surely wish to hurriedly turn the lights back on if you listen to any of these tales at night, in the dark - go on, that's the best way! Just don't be surprised if you find some Spanish Ladies staring at you from the end of your bed, or table...

As mentioned previously, the series can be downloaded or purchased as a CD digipack, and is produced by Bafflegab Productions. Thank you to everyone involved for their hard work in creeping me out!



Monday, February 11, 2013

Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective - AudioReview

Article author: Alwyn Ash

Digging the new sound, people! Welcome to another fun-filled ride from the makers of The Scarifyers...

Popular author Paul Magrs isn't new to creating spectacularly intriguing characters, having already given us the wonderful Iris Wildthyme; Whitby's tea-drinking Brenda and Effie also conjure up spellbinding yarns as they investigate a mystery or two. But his recent step into the audio Universe brings us a tale of cosmic proportions...

Lauren Kellegher plays Poppy Munday in this double-disc audio drama from Bafflegab (formerly Cosmic Hobo). She is a fangirl of glam rocker Vince Cosmos; the year is 1972. Released as an "album" of song titles, this ingenious tale revolves around the mystery of dwarf Mr Glister, who is living upstairs from Poppy and flatmate Trish, and the "assassination" of Vince during a concert. My first "delight", other than Kellegher herself, was the introduction of Katy Manning as dotty landlady Gilda Fairbanks - her charm and warmth shining through in every scene. Poppy chooses to spend her days listening to Vince Cosmos LPs whilst clearly avoiding any kind of job search.

The first half of the tale is fairly slow but not uninteresting; Kellegher's narration (joined by the endearing qualities that Manning touches upon throughout) keeps the spirits high and eager as the story progresses. As a debut, it is a safe choice to play it steady, whilst introducing the characters and setting everything in place for what is to come in both the second half of this play, and follow-up titles.

The music is wonderfully achieved here, embracing early 1970s glam rock with style - following this album with songs from T. Rex, David Bowie, Sweet, and Roxy Music is highly recommended! Julian Rhind-Tutt as the charismatic Cosmos is a perfect choice, the rocker so charismatic, compelling and narcissistic. But then, he is here on a mission - or so he claims!






What surprises me is the amount of style that has been put into the whole package, including a sleeve that promises a double disc of music with tracks such as "Intergalactic Visas", "Kinema Karma", "Those Crazy Martian Cats", and "Stellar Benedictions", along with the message, "This is the first full album of new songs by the already-legendary space icon Vince Cosmos! Take it home, glam yourselves up, and turn it on full blast, kiddos. The Saviour of the Solar System has come to teach you how to play!"

And so back to the story... Poppy, who is already the secretary of Vince Cosmos' fan club, cannot believe her luck when she discovers that her impossible dream is about to come true - she has won a competition to meet her idol. Oh yeah, man, groovy! This being Magrs' playground, it isn't long before we get to see (yes I know, "hear" and imagine) silver-eyed aliens and another assassination attempt on the life of Vince. This is where Poppy's life changes even more dramatically - and a shock revelation sends her running. However, it isn't long before she is drawn back into the life of a legend...

There is plenty here to satisfy any sci-fi fan, for the play promises Martian invaders intent on world domination after their failed attempt at the end of the last century. And, this time around, they are disguised as Humans! For those of you familiar with the 1988 War of the Worlds television series (starring Jared Martin) there will, no doubt, be a smile at the similarities, add a sprinkling of musical elements and you have a re-imagined War of the Worlds: The Musical on your hands, or tentacles, or whatever you may have been blessed with...

Though Julian Rhind-Tutt (Green Wing) is the big star, the debut of Vince Cosmos belongs to Lauren Kellegher; this is her journey, and I feel privileged to have shared it with the young actress! And, as one story ends, I am awaiting the next adventure with an excitement I haven't felt since first hearing The Scarifyers, also a Bafflegab production.

At this point, mention must also be given to Simon Barnard for producing and directing this heart-warming tale; Edwin Sykes for the music, performed by Chance; Paul Morris for his out-of-this-world lyrics; and the cast and crew in general, for a production that is filled with fun and humour, glam, and enough glitter to fill the London Palladium.


Bafflegab - official website
Lauren Kellegher - official website